- xxxunmasked: when we're 90, we'll be watching True Life and Jersey Shore
- xxtearsofblue: "AH I REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE YOUNG'NS WITH OUR GUIDO ITALIAN REALITY SHOWS AND 'TRUE LIFE: I HAVE A FOOT FETISH' RERUNS"
- xxxunmasked: "AHH THOSE WERE THE--*dentures fall out*, *places dentures back* GOOD TIMES! WHAT IS MILEY CIRUS ON, HER 100TH BABY?!?! WHAT A WHORRRR."
- xxxunmasked: "THAT VAMPIRE GUY FROM TWILIGHT DIED YESTERDAY...WHAT'S HIS NAME.. PABLO?"